Om nom nom

i can't stop eating

donuts, steak, pie, fries, staples

a bottomless pit

Amen

talk of the bible

and my eyes glass right over.

altar boys? yes please!

Lost

when you hear the guy

say "previously on lost"

you'd better shut up

TGIFU

"thank god it's friday!"
if i hear that one more time,
imma cut a bitch.

Steak Haiku

this may be the last

blog haiku about a steak

that you will see here