Friday, April 24, 2009

That's so gay

what? ha ha. you're a homo.
ah. very funny.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


it feels like someone's
whispering a dirty word -
don't fart on my leg

Friday, March 20, 2009


(the parenthesis
allow you to say bad things
that you can take back)

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Career Change

michael vincent has,
according to my emails,
found me a new job.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

4:20 pm

a hot porn moustache
sparkly gold discs and a
photogenic bong

Friday, January 30, 2009

Om nom nom

i can't stop eating
donuts, steak, pie, fries, staples
a bottomless pit

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


talk of the bible
and my eyes glass right over.
altar boys? yes please!