tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36889086356393941952024-02-20T11:34:33.907-08:00Steak Haikusteakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-1511066039425275252009-04-24T08:05:00.000-07:002009-04-24T08:09:45.859-07:00That's so gayahomosayswhat?<br />what? ha ha. you're a homo.<br />ah. very funny.steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-84049755433313681952009-03-24T04:30:00.000-07:002009-03-24T04:32:06.039-07:00LTR<div style="text-align: center;">it feels like someone's</div><div style="text-align: center;">whispering a dirty word -</div><div style="text-align: center;">don't fart on my leg</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-11740216988141931572009-03-20T06:11:00.000-07:002009-03-20T06:32:47.306-07:00(Idiot)<div align="center">(the parenthesis</div><div align="center">allow you to say bad things</div><div align="center">that you can take back)</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-25843805464428057472009-03-08T17:42:00.000-07:002009-03-09T10:06:05.397-07:00Career Change<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">michael vincent has, </div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">according to my emails,<br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">found me a new job.</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-36145460570636568602009-02-03T06:47:00.000-08:002009-02-03T06:54:27.068-08:004:20 pm<div align="center">a hot porn moustache</div><div align="center">sparkly gold discs and a</div><div align="center">photogenic bong</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-70324374818152105152009-01-30T13:39:00.000-08:002009-01-30T13:41:52.897-08:00Om nom nom<div align="center">i can't stop eating</div><div align="center">donuts, steak, pie, fries, staples</div><div align="center">a bottomless pit</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-2130638818004622412009-01-27T06:42:00.000-08:002009-01-27T06:43:05.389-08:00Amen<div align="center">talk of the bible</div><div align="center">and my eyes glass right over.</div><div align="center">altar boys? yes please!</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-71185627240251896992009-01-25T15:40:00.000-08:002009-01-25T15:46:15.787-08:00Lost<div style="text-align: center;">when you hear the guy</div><div style="text-align: center;">say "previously on lost"</div><div style="text-align: center;">you'd better shut up</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-49334091710904671052009-01-23T13:02:00.000-08:002009-01-23T13:05:30.966-08:00TGIFU<div align="center">"thank god it's friday!"<br />if i hear that one more time,<br />imma cut a bitch.</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3688908635639394195.post-40833479008333142922009-01-22T09:02:00.000-08:002009-01-22T09:04:40.253-08:00Steak Haiku<div align="center">this may be the last</div><div align="center">blog haiku about a steak</div><div align="center">that you will see here</div>steakhaikuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12771854425055483681noreply@blogger.com3