Friday, April 24, 2009

That's so gay

ahomosayswhat?
what? ha ha. you're a homo.
ah. very funny.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

LTR

it feels like someone's
whispering a dirty word -
don't fart on my leg

Friday, March 20, 2009

(Idiot)

(the parenthesis
allow you to say bad things
that you can take back)

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Career Change

michael vincent has,
according to my emails,
found me a new job.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

4:20 pm

a hot porn moustache
sparkly gold discs and a
photogenic bong

Friday, January 30, 2009

Om nom nom

i can't stop eating
donuts, steak, pie, fries, staples
a bottomless pit

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Amen

talk of the bible
and my eyes glass right over.
altar boys? yes please!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Lost

when you hear the guy
say "previously on lost"
you'd better shut up

Friday, January 23, 2009

TGIFU

"thank god it's friday!"
if i hear that one more time,
imma cut a bitch.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Steak Haiku

this may be the last
blog haiku about a steak
that you will see here