That's so gay

ahomosayswhat?
what? ha ha. you're a homo.
ah. very funny.

LTR

it feels like someone's

whispering a dirty word -

don't fart on my leg

(Idiot)

(the parenthesis

allow you to say bad things

that you can take back)

Career Change

michael vincent has,

according to my emails,

found me a new job.

4:20 pm

a hot porn moustache

sparkly gold discs and a

photogenic bong

Om nom nom

i can't stop eating

donuts, steak, pie, fries, staples

a bottomless pit

Amen

talk of the bible

and my eyes glass right over.

altar boys? yes please!

Lost

when you hear the guy

say "previously on lost"

you'd better shut up

TGIFU

"thank god it's friday!"
if i hear that one more time,
imma cut a bitch.

Steak Haiku

this may be the last

blog haiku about a steak

that you will see here