That's so gay

ahomosayswhat?
what? ha ha. you're a homo.
ah. very funny.

LTR

it feels like someone's

whispering a dirty word -

don't fart on my leg

(Idiot)

(the parenthesis

allow you to say bad things

that you can take back)

Career Change

michael vincent has,

according to my emails,

found me a new job.

4:20 pm

a hot porn moustache

sparkly gold discs and a

photogenic bong

Om nom nom

i can't stop eating

donuts, steak, pie, fries, staples

a bottomless pit

Amen

talk of the bible

and my eyes glass right over.

altar boys? yes please!